|And what did my wondering eyes see this week?|
Now things that are trivial and inconsequential, that I can do. But worthwhile, not this week. This week consisted of...
Chasing down my garbage can as the wind blew it away while watching a TV show...during the exact same scene. Three times. After rewinding three times, I finally heard the single line I'd been waiting to hear. By then it was anticlimactic.
I'm in my 40s and discovered it's still possible to get a pimple. Really? How is that fair?
Cut myself in the kitchen with my cool new knife, cut myself in the kitchen with my cool new knife, and then cut myself in the kitchen with my cool new knife.
Worked out, then immediately went grocery shopping while looking and smelling like a vagrant.
Passed up buying a piece of carrot cake because I was assured there would be homemade carrot cake at an office potluck. There wasn't.
Was quizzed by my doctor about the ins and outs of long distance Skyping with my boyfriend, how exactly we cook "together", when we met, what our moms thought when we Skyped with them, and more. An hour and a half later, I finally left to go to work. Oh yeah, and we also talked about my health.
Last night I accidentally made a chef salad big enough for eight, and I was alone. I ate enough for two.
This morning I woke up and realized I had all the ingredients to make a breakfast casserole I was craving. Woohoo, because I never have all the ingredients!
But other than that, I've got...nothing.